![]() ![]() What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.I was wondering why the frisbee kept looking bigger, and then it hit me.The bartender says “sorry we don’t serve food here.” You say, 'I dont know.' And they hit you with the punchline ('Because he didnt see that well,' in this case). You know the ones: A friend asks you a nonsensical question (perhaps, 'Why did the man fall in the well'). A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. And, theres always the occasional knock-knock joke to toss out.Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one. ![]() Q: Why did the picture get arrested A: It got. What do you call an ant who fights crime A vigilANTe 3.
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